You're Fired!!
At 12:34 p.m. yesterday afternoon, I was summarily fired from Paladin Cigars. Almost from day one, there had been a running issue between the owner and myself. What was the issue? Well, that's no easy answer. For almost a year now, another customer has wormed his way in to the owner's confidence, making himself seemingly indispensable. Since the customer in question has been out of work, the owner of the cigar shop "hired" him as a consultant of sorts. (Keep in mind the customer is a very obese individual who is probably unemployable due to his health liability.) To top it all off, the customer is offering his "consulting" services gratis (free of charge). The owners freely confess the new consultant does not work for the store; however, the consultant continually emanates that vibe to the point most people are mislead in to believing he works directly for the shop. He has gone full throttle in establishing is "authority" by hanging out at